Monday, June 27, 2011

Cerita tentang lif di desa putra

Hai semua. Hari ni aku ingin bercerita tentang manusia-manusia yang kurang pandai menggunakan lif. Sudah lama pemerhatian dah aku buat, ada juga yang masih tak faham-faham. Kejadian ini selalu terjadi di kalangan penduduk warga asing di sini terutamanya Bangladesh. Nak turun bawah nak guna lif, tapi kenapa perlu tekan atas dan bawah. Bagi mangsa seperti aku ini, dok tingkat atas sekali. So kalau diorang nak turun, diorang tekan atas dan bawah. Jadi aku yang nak naik atas ni, sangkut² la tingkat demi tingkat. Tak terfikirkah diorang ini, lagi la makan masa kalau dok buat mcm ni. Sistem orang buat tu dah memang baik. First come first surf. Takda punya lif tu berhenti lepas tu turun bawah, lif tu mesti hantar aku dulu punya. Nak kata lift ni sibuk, selalu penuh tak juga. Selalu orang buat perkara mcm ni bila lift padat ja, so curi naik dulu lepas tu turun. Ni lif lengang elok ja. OK sekian terima kasih.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Berdua-dua an di gurney dan padang kota lama

Hari itu hari khamis. Hari yang mana aku tinggal kat rumah sorang-sorang sebab semua orang kerja. So akmal telipon aku ajak pi lepak kat mana², dia pun bosan juga time tu. Dia pun mai rumah aku dengan sang iswara erobek dia. Nak pi tengok wayang, khamis malam tak da wayang, so pergi jalan² jelah menghabiskan waktu malam yang pendek.

Saturday, June 25, 2011


Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, whereby those important events of the past usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle are celebrated with a nice holiday. I thought we could mark this day sixteenth of june, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with guns will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, think, and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well, certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now Prime Minister. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent.

We have seen the censorship taken by the Malaysian government, blocking sites like The Pirate Bay, and WikiLeaks. Malaysia is one of the world's strictest governments, even blocking out movies, and television shows. These acts of censorship are inexcusable. You are taking away a basic human right. The internet is here for freedom, without fear of government interference. Do not think that no one else notices. Your structured government has done the talking, and we hear loud and clear. Let this be an announcement to all your people. This is a sign, a warning, and an opportunity to listen to ideas above your own. In a way you are being stubborn. But how will this help anyone or your country. We fear that if you make further decisions to take away human freedom. We are obligated to act fast and have no mercy. For rules were meant to be broken. And corruption was meant to be washed away and forgiven. Now we will wash your corruption away so be prepared. Take this as a favor.

We shall bring down the entire countries national infrastructure. We shall make this a day to be remembered.

This is your second warning.

We are Anonymous.

We are Legion.

We do not forgive.

We do not forget.

Expect Us.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Erry putra di nasi ayam budu

Hari tu zizan, hari ni erry putra pula. Baru lepas main gym. Pekena nasi ayam budu pula.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Lecturer nak mai minggu depan hari rabu

Hai.. sudah lama x update blog. Today is sabtu, so cuti kali ni x balik kampung, dok kat penang sorang2. rasa bosan yang amat lah kata ko. Minggu depan lecturer nak datang kilang, nak menilai pretasi. So saya ditugaskan lengkapkan buku log dan juga prepare slideshow, nak present skit. Kebetulan lecturer yang datang pula panel psm, lega rasanya. =)

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Maharaja Lawak Penang dan Teluk Tempoyak

Pertama sekali, thanks yon koz belanja ketam nipah, siakap bakar, tomyam, dll sampai x habis. haha. Kebetulan pergi makan kat teluk tempoyak, terserempak dengan zizan pulak. Tadi petang punya pi PISA nak ambek tiket lepas habis kerja, tiket pulak habis.

Mael lambung